BeachBumSk8r

New account, but I'm not new here. I've been gooning to all the wonderful content this site has to offer since 2008. There's literally people on here now that were just being born when I created my original account. That blows my mind! Anyway, I only had to create this new account because I had problems with my original one (Sk8rkid) that couldn't be fixed. I lost a ton of content because of that. I'm still upset I had to reset my "days on xHamster" counter, which was past 6,000 days!

So I'm a GenX, gay, beach bum, sk8r, cross dresser (not passable and I don't try to be. I just love the look and feel of slutty women's clothes on body), living the wonderful single life in south Florida. Thanks to a 23 year old man and his not even legal girlfriend back in the 1980's, I lost my virginity extremely early and have had an unhealthy addiction to porn and masturbation ever since. That is a huge subject that has come between me and significant others throughout my life, so none of my relationships lasted very long. I'd frequently get caught (by female mates) masturbating to gay porn. Even though the first person I had sex with was a man, I tried to cover it up and date only women like all my friends. I was embarrassed to tell them I'm gay. But ever since that first night with that man when I felt his cock pulsate as he came inside me, letting out a huge, sexy moan, I knew I had just become a 100% bottom. Well, I wasn't old enough to know what that was yet, but I did know I enjoyed sex a LOT and I wanted more of it.

I'm one of the younger members of Generation X, so I'm very much into anything 70's-90's. I'm a vintage electronics enthusiast who likes to collect old Radio Shack products. Since I came of age in the 1990's, I have a half analog/half digital mind, hence my love/hate relationship with technology. So pardon my mixed-signals haha! I like loud rock music (including punk, alternative, grunge, metal, reggae, ska) older cars and trucks, older technology, I get frustrated easily with lazy and stupid people who have no common sense or don't put enough effort into their work. I'm neurodivergent with undiagnosed, or self-diagnosed, ADHD, OCD and slightly on the spectrum. (Back in the 1980's, none of these terms really existed, so parents would just label this type of behavior as "different" "odd" "strange" or "quirky.") And I'm comfortable being left home alone for long periods of time. If you're younger than 35, look up "latchkey kid." This is most likely the reason that 23 year old man and girlfriend who I thought was his daughter were able to lure me into their 1975 Pontiac Grand Prix to show me their "cool skateboards." LOL Think "Steven Stayner" but without the separation from my family. If you don't know who he is, look him up.

If you’re interested in buying a small bottle of my cum to use as lube, let me know in a DM. With so much of my seed going to waste. It would be nice for some horny guy (or girl) to put it to good use. This is where I got the idea from: I went to a friends house once (a male/female couple) and had to use the bathroom. I had to walk through their bedroom to get to it and as I passed a dresser, I noticed a small bottle of lube that was half empty. I put it in my pocket and went about my day. Over the next week or so, I dumped out the lube and jerked off as much as I could to refill it to where it was. The next time I went over there, I placed it back on the dresser exactly as it was. I don’t know if they ever used it and noticed it was real cum or what. I wish I know what happened to it. But just the thought of someone else unknowingly using my cum as lube turns me on so much. Would be awesome if sperm lived long enough in there to actually fertilize an egg! She’d get pregnant thinking it was her boyfriend’s baby but it would be mine all along and no one would ever know. I don’t know about anyone else, but just the thought of that turns me on since I’m gay and wouldn’t have sex with a woman, yet she’d get pregnant by me.

If you want to know more about me, or just like to chat, feel free to send me a message. Again, I'm a horny, single, gay porn addict, so you can imagine I'm on here a lot. So I usually respond fairly quickly.